WTF?! I haven't had so many pimples since I was 13. I know I'm stressed but seriously.
Get it together.
You suck. You are killing my mom and I have no way to fight back. That's just low.
Go away forever.
Dear Home Owner,
Please, please accept our bid. I promise to be nice to your house. Plus, weren't we just the cutest little family yesterday when you accidentally saw us leaving?
Thank you. You know why.